CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW I STILL SHIP SIMON/PAULA LIKE BURNING?!

YOU GUYS THIS FUCKING INTERVIEW, OKAY -
Weird-looking reporter lady: Steve (news man) and I have the exact relationship that you and Paula have. We fight, it gets ugly, and [blah blah blah, irrelevant]--

Simon: So you've had sex with him.

Weird-looking reporter lady: No.

Simon: Well ( Read more... )